145+ Best Pumpkin Puns, Jokes and Quotes That Are Too Gourd to be True

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  • Aug 06, 2021
145+ Best Pumpkin Puns, Jokes and Quotes That Are Too Gourd to be True

Fall is a time where you can find pumpkins almost everywhere—pumpkin pies, decorations, or delicacies with pumpkin spice. With so many orange pumpkins available, having few pumpkin puns on your Instagram post wouldn’t hurt. While Fall is closely related to Halloween—a spooky month of the year, you can transform this scary season into a silly month with some funny pumpkin puns you will find in the following paragraphs.

Have no foggiest ideas on how to put these humorous words and phrases to use (other than for a good laugh)? To begin with, these pumpkin jokes are perfect for an Instagram caption. Pumpkin-based jokes are also kid-friendly. Therefore, should you want to plan some painting and carving pumpkins with your little siblings or kids, you can take a picture of them with some humorous pumpkin jokes for the caption.

According to an online survey, there were around 151 million people in the US planned to do some carving pumpkins as it is part of the annual Halloween celebrations despite living in a pandemic crisis. This year is pretty much the same for some people. Trying to survive in a post-pandemic situation is spookier than Halloween itself.

Suppose you are planning on celebrating Halloween by decorating some pumpkins at home. In that case, your party will be incomplete without hilarious pumpkin-related jokes. Below are a few ideas where you can put your pumpkin puns into play.

  • Halloween treasure hunt – Try to create clues by including one or two pumpkin jokes to make the game more exciting.
  • Wrap Halloween treats like a fortune cookie – Make Halloween treats and wrap them up with a paper of pumpkin pun.
  • Surprise your neighbors with sweet delicacies and some puns – Rather than doing trick-or-treat, which may not be happening, you can instead bring a smile to your neighbors’ faces with a basket full of sweets and pumpkin jokes.
  • Organize a craft night – Gather your siblings and organize a craft night where they can create any kind of Halloween-themed craft they want. Don’t forget to picture their works and post them on social media with one or two funny phrases.

Cute Pumpkin Puns and Jokes to Make Your Halloween Less Spooky

Take a look at the collection of hilarious puns about Halloween pumpkin on this page if you want to make all the spirits laughing instead of howling. These cute pumpkin puns prove that Halloween does not necessarily have to be scary. In fact, this Fall holiday can be filled with a lot of pumpkins and puns.

**_Hollow, anyone there?

**_I’m ahead of the carve.

**_Let’s (pumpkin) spice things up!

**_You struck a gourd with me

**_We have nothing but gourd intentions

**_I’m on the rind 24/7

**_What’s cooking, gourd looking?

**_Be of gourd cheer

**_Patch you later!

**_Everyone just wants to have a gourd time on Halloween!

**_Baby gourd back!

**_Gourd out of town!

**_Go big or gourd home!

**_Gourdness gracious!

**_Gourdbye!

**_Looking go(urd)

**_#SquashGoals

**_Carved out some time today

**_Dang, you’re jacked!

**_Jack of all lanterns

**_Don’t go(urd) breaking my heart

**_Let the gourd times roll!

**_Time to patch some z’s

**_The pumpkin of my pie

**_I only have pies for you

**_Get the latest scoop here!

**_Gourd luck charm

**_Gourd vibes only

**_Life is gourd

**_Say hollow to my little friend

**_Day out with my gang, #squash_goals.

**_Feeling gourd-geous.

**_Won the pumpkin carving contest, feeling like a hallow queen.

**_Currently, vibing to ‘Is their pumpkin I should know.’

**_Drop a pumpkin squash and get pumped up for fall.

**_Grooving to ‘Pumpkin to die for.’

**_Hey orange you pumped for Halloween?

**_Let’s spice things up with pumpkin spice in a latte.

**_Dear gourd, go big or gourd home.

**_Let’s pumpkin spice things and keep carving.

**_Pumpkin spices who like sugary beverages love to drink pumpkin spice lattes.

**_All the gourd-geous pumpkins need to know, a latte love surrounds you.

**_Never thought Life could be gourd with pumpkin patches.

**_All jacked up for fall.

**_Time to get fall ready with pumpkin spice latte.

**_Squash goals for Halloween trick or treating.

**_When in doubt, gourd it out.

**_Pumpkin in the air, it’s that time of the year again.

**_Feeling like I might be a pun king.

**_Feeling jacked up with these Jack-O-Lantern costumes.

**_Carving Jack-O-Lanterns, feeling fa-boo-lous.

**_Feeling plump-kin in this pumpkin Halloween outfit.

**_When fall gives you pumpkins, make pumpkin pies.

**_Oh my gourd! It was fun carving Jack-O-Lanterns.

**_Tis the season of gourdness.

**_Keep calm and carve Jack-O-Lanterns.

**_Jack, the funniest Pumpkin.

**_Let’s give em some pumpkin pie.

**_Feeling fa-boo-lous, wearing these pumpkin patches.

**_Wearing a pumpkin carver cut dress. #OOTD

**_I am way too ahead of the carve for Halloween.

**_’Pumpkin for the rest of us’ is my jam for this Halloween season.

**_Have a gourd time this Halloween season.

**_Oh my gourdness, it’s autumn already.

**_Fall season on fleek, oh my gourd!

**_You are the Pumpkin to my pie.

**_The latte complimented his girlfriend. As a reply, she winked and said: “tell me, pumpkin, I don’t know.”

**_Everyone was avoiding latte because Pumpkin spiced up the story and talked behind his back.

**_Latte exclaimed, “Oh my gourd” when he met pumpkin pie at the Halloween party; she was looking like pumpkin spice, and everything nice.

**_Latte went to the store and bought ‘Pumpkin Else’ by the Kinks, latte’s favorite music album.

**_The latte was madly in love; he felt like there was Pumpkin in the air.

**_He was latte, as he had to pick up a pumpkin spice on his way.

**_We got our Seasonal bulk in at work today and got Pumpkin Spice Motor Oil. It’s for Autumnmobiles

**_Sorry I’m latte. I had to pick up my pumpkin spice.

**_Unless it’s pumpkin spice, I don’t give a frappe

**_Life is gourd when it’s pumpkin spice season!

**_Pumpkin Spice and everything nice.

**_Blood type: Pumpkin Spice.

**_Which English pop singer is most popular during Thanksgiving holiday? Pumpkin Spice.

**_Why do I add baking soda to my pumpkin spice lattes? To make them even more basic.

**_Let’s Pumpkin Spice things up.

**_I only drink pumpkin spice — just call me a basic witch.

**_Me + PSL = Squashgoals

**_I know a latte pumpkin spice puns.

**_Let’s pumpkin spice things up

**_How do you cure someone with a pumpkin spice addiction? Apply the pumpkin patch.

Here, you will find pumpkin jokes in every form. Whether you are searching for ideas for your punny pumpkin decorations or Instagram caption, these cute puns are designed to enchant whoever reads your witty sayings.

Funny Pumpkin Jokes

**_A pumpkin says to a jack-o’-lantern “All we ever do is sit around on the stoop. Don’t you want to mix it up, try something different?” The jack-o’-lantern says “I don’t have the guts.”

**_Where do pumpkins like to live? In the seedy part of town.

**_hat’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth.

**_Why did everyone think the Jack-o-Lantern was evil? It had a wicked candle inside it

**_Why was the gourd so gossip-y? To give ’em pumpkin’ to talk about.

**_What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi.

**_What’s the pumpkin’s favorite Western? The Gourd, The Bad, and The Ugly

**_What did the queasy pumpkin say? I don’t feel so gourd.

**_How did the jack-o’-lantern quit smoking? The pumpkin patch.

**_What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.

**_What did the pumpkins say at happy hour? Let’s get smashed

**_Why are jack-o-lanterns so smart? A candle makes them bright.

**_Why was the jack-o’-lantern so forgetful? Because he’s empty-headed.

**_How does a pumpkin listen to Halloween music? On vine-yl.

**_Why was Cinderella bad at football? Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.

**_What’s a pumpkin’s favorite genre? Pulp fiction.

**_What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach? A life-gourd.

**_What do adventurous pumpkins do for fun? Go bungee gourd jumping

**_What are gourds afraid of? Things that go Pumpkin the night.

**_What’s black, white, orange and waddles? A penguin carrying a pumpkin.

**_What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving? Good-pie everyone.

**_What did the pumpkin say to the pumpkin carver? Cut it out.

**_What do you call a fat Jack-o-Lantern? A plumpkin.

**_What did the pumpkin say to the pie baker? Use apples, instead.

**_What’s the problem eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year? You’ll get autumn’y ache.

**_Why do pumpkins do so bad in school? Because they had all their brains scooped out.

**_Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches? They have no hands to knock on the door.

**_What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin? You look a little sick.

**_What did Cinderella say when her carriage turned into a pumpkin? Oh my gord!

**_What did one Pumpkin say to the other? Happy Hollowing!

**_Where do pumpkins hold meetings? The gourdroom

**_What kind of romance do pumpkins enjoy? A mushy romance.

**_When asked how he was feeling, what did the pumpkin say? I’m vine, thanks!

**_What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter? Pumpkin pi.

**_What do you call an athletic pumpkin? A jock o’ lantern

**_How do you repair a broken jack o’ lantern? Use a pumpkin patch.

**_Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road safely? The crossing gourd.

**_What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.

Brilliant Pumpkin Quotes to Welcome Fall Season

**_“Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere. He’s gotta pick this one. He’s got to. I don’t see how a pumpkin patch can be more sincere than this one. You can look around and there’s not a sign of hypocrisy. Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see.”.” — Linus, It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

**_“It’s the Great Pumpkin! He’s rising out of the pumpkin patch!” — Linus, It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

**_“Sometimes I think that ideas float through the atmosphere like huge squishy pumpkins waiting for heads to drop on.” — Neil Gaiman

**_”Sugar and pumpkin spice and all things nice!” —a play on Robert Southey’s words.

**_“My favorite word is ‘pumpkin.’ You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am.” —Harrison Salisbury

**_”‘Cause I’m Peter, Peter the Pumpkin Eater/And the party has just begun.” —Garth Brooks

**_“Wednesday, play with your food.” —The Addams Family

**_”When life gives you pumpkins, make pie.” —a play on Elbert Hubbard’s words.

**_”I heard a pumpkin a day keeps the goblins away.” —a play on the Pembrokeshire saying.

**_“There are three things that I’ve learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.” —It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

**_”I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion.” —Henry David Thoreau

**_“The fifth one said ‘I’m ready for some fun!’” —Five Little Pumpkins

**_“I am the Pumpkin King.” —The Nightmare Before Christmas

**_“Jack-o’-lantern, Jack-o’-lantern. You are such a funny sight.” —Jack-o’-lantern Halloween Song

**_”Gone pumpkin pickin'” —a play on the film title Gone Fishin’.

**_“I have to leave … Lizards and pumpkins and … things.” —Lily James in Cinderella

**_“Apples, peaches, pumpkin pie/Soon your love will be all mine.” —Jay & The Techniques

**_“I tromped through the pumpkin patch.” —The Nightmare Before Christmas

**_“I will defend pumpkin until the day I die. It’s delicious. It’s healthy. I don’t understand the backlash. How did pumpkin become this embarrassing thing to love but bacon is still the cool flavor to add to everything? I don’t have anything against bacon; just don’t come after pumpkin like it’s a crime to love an American staple.” — Anna Kendrick, Scrappy Little Nobody

**_“I heard a pumpkin a day keeps the goblins away.” Pembrokeshire

**_“I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.” — Henry David Thoreau

**_“I tromped through the pumpkin patch.” — Mr. Hyde, The Nightmare Before Christmas

**_“I’d say the first thing you need is… a pumpkin.” — Fairy Godmother, Cinderella

**_“I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion.” — Henry David Thoreau

**_“There are three things that I’ve learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.” — Linus, It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

**_“Sometimes I think that ideas float through the atmosphere like huge squishy pumpkins waiting for heads to drop on.” — Neil Gaiman

Fall is identical to pumpkin season. It’s a perfect time to wrap yourself in warm clothes and enjoy the beautiful fall season by visiting your local pumpkin farmer’s market. Don’t forget to take some pictures of your fun day and share them on Instagram with some Halloween pumpkin puns.