110+ Spooky Halloween Puns to Get the Crowd Howling

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Halloween puns are often used while sending messages or exchanging text about Happy Halloween time. The celebration is often done at the end of October when everyone seems to dress up in unique costumes, and the children are going around the neighborhood playing trick or treat. This is one of the most-awaited celebrations that everyone wants to have every year.

For those who want to join the celebration, of course some preparations are needed. What to prepare when the holiday is coming up? Well, surely you need some things to do in advanced, and these are some tips. Do these tips and your Halloween celebration is going to be simply unforgettable for everyone. Here are the tips.

  • Dress up nicely – There is no way you can celebrate Halloween with no costume. You need to dress up nicely for the holiday. You should dress up as characters from TV or movie, or basically just like anything you want to be. However, make it good-looking and worth for everyone to see.
  • Decorate the yard – When children coming around to trick or treat you, you have to impress them by decorating your yard. Your yard should be decorated with something spooky or with something like movie or cartoon character. Make it impeccable and everyone will have a blast coming around to your yard.
  • Prepare the treats – Kids love candies and chocolates during the trick and treat. Thus, you need to prepare for it. You should make sure you have all the stocks to give to those little kids come and go during the holiday.
  • Prepare the messages – You have to exchange messages during the holiday. It is either you say it directly, or text it to everyone. Funny Halloween puns are there for you to see, and some of them will be given to you below.

Considering Halloween is celebrated in global scale, like it is celebrated in more than 60% of the countries exist in the world, you need to make it a big deal. After all, the holiday is fun and it is like celebrated so massively. Therefore, do the preps as listed above.

Funny Halloween Puns

Funny Halloween Puns 

This is the section for funny puns related to Halloween. It is not boring and plain Halloween puns, but a good one, though. You can copy these ideas and make sure you text these to your family and friends on October 31st.

Give ’em pumpkin to talk about.

Trick or treat yo’ self.


Creepin’ it real.


Howl you doin’, good lookin’?

A bag of tricks and treats.

Orange you excited for Halloween?

Love at first bite.

Fangs for the memories.

Time to get this party startled!

Happy Hallo-weenie!

Bat to the bone.

Having a howling good time!

Vampires are a pain in the neck.

Come as you aren’t.

Mommy ghosts usually take the baby ghosts to the day scare center.

Most spirits have very low self-confidence because they have no-body to love.

The ghost of a chicken is called a poultry-geist.

Spiders usually surf the internet through the word wide web.

Ghosts tend to learn to fly in fright school.

If you want to mend an injured jack-o-lantern just use a pumpkin patch.

A ghost’s favorite carnival ride is the scary go-round.

The baby ghost felt dizzy after he came down from the roller-ghoster.

A scared Italian usually eats Afraid-o Fettucine for Halloween dinner.

Ghosts make fantastic cheerleaders because they have high spirits

Halloween puns are funny and should drive anyone batty.

The ghost’s husband told her she looked boo-tiful.

During the Halloween celebration, monsters, the ghost DJ, shouted into the mike, “Let’s get this party startled.”

One of the best things today to a Halloween enthusiast is ‘Creep it real.”

When Sigmund meets a ghost, he feels a-Freud.

The forest police officer had to arrest the ghost on Halloween because it didn’t have a haunting license.

The perfect treat to eat during a Halloween baseball is a frankfurter.

If you want to unlock a door on Halloween, use a spoo-key.

Romantic ghosts usually surprise their wives with a boo-quet.

A ghost’s favorite thing to study in math is pumpkin pi.

A common destination where ghosts go on vacations is Mali-boo.

The mute ghost was morose on Valentine’s Day because he had no boo.

Graveyards usually have fences around them because people are always dying to get in.

Have a spook-tacular Halloween!

A scare is born tonight!

Hallow-queen of Halloween.

Ghosts are great as cheerleaders since they have high spirits.

What happens when you drop a pumpkin? – Squash.

Ghosts who haunt hotels are called an inn specter.

Ghosts love elevators because it lifts their spirits.

I am dressed as a wizard because that way I can get what I wand.

Why do ghosts go to the bar? For the boos.

Ghosts go on vacation in Mali-boo.

I seriously love Halloween, if you catch what I Hallow-mean.

May your days be scary, and friiiight… and may all your Halloweens be aight.

Finally haunted down the perfect costume!

Thank gourd it’s Halloween again – I’ve been graving spooky vibes!

Wishing you all a fang-tastic Halloween!

Excited to get this Halloween party startled!

I don’t normally exercise but I do love to exorcise at Halloween.

Don’t you think I look pretty eerie-sistible in my Halloween costume?

Clearly Halloween is driving me a little batty.

Halloween and I were just meant tomb be.

I guess my only flaw is sometimes I scare too much.

Why wouldn’t the skeleton go in the haunted house? He had no guts.

Why did the horseman from Sleepy Hollow go to business school? He wanted to get a head in life.

What do you say when you’re having dinner with a skeleton? Bone appetit!

Why won’t vampires prey on snowmen? They’ll get frostbite.

Why was the skeleton lonely? He had no body.

Did you hear about the vampire who lost his home? It was a grave problem.

Why do ghouls love to hang out with demons? Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend.

Why don’t witches ride their brooms when they’re angry? They don’t want to fly off the handle.

Who did Dracula take to the school dance? His ghoul friend.

Why should you always trust a mummy with your secrets? They can keep anything under wraps.

Why are skeleton’s so bad at church music? They can’t play the organ.

What do you call a stupid skeleton? A bonehead.

What do skeleton’s drink their tea in? Bone china.

Why was the skeleton so into ceramics class? He loved making skullptures.

What do skeleton’s use to text? A Cell-bone.

What did the ghost bring his ghost girlfriend? A booquet.

Where did the mommy ghost take the baby ghost? To the dayscare center.

Why do skeleton’s make such good comedians? They have so many funny bones.

Did you hear about the skeleton who could always tell when it was going to rain? He could feel it in his bones.

What should you eat at a baseball game on Halloween? A frankenfurter.

How does a member of a coven know what time it is? They look at their witch-watch.

What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAAAAAAAINS.

Who do skeleton’s learn about in history class? Napoleon Bone-a-part.

What do little ghouls and boys study in algegra? Pumpkin-pi.

Eat, drink, and be scary.

The Love-Related Halloween Puns

The Love-Related Halloween Puns

For you who need Halloween love puns to be sent to your loved ones or partners, there are a few of them below. Select one or two that you like the most, and then you can use it to make sure the holiday is enhancing the affection in the family or relationship.

I’m not playing Twix when I say I love this holiday.

Halloween makes me so (candy) corny.

Hope your Halloween is full of Snickers and (Almond) Joy!

Starbursting to eat all this candy.

Your costume is so realistic that it’s un-candy!

I did some exorcise to prepare for all this candy.

I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.

Halloween night Pop Rocks my world.

I can’t Reese-ist a good Halloween pun.

Don’t go goblin up all my candy.

Twix or treat!

The Unique Halloween Puns

The Unique Halloween Puns

When you need to write the puns, it should be unique and does not feel like it is taken randomly. You can have several of the Halloween puns, and use it from now on.

My costume would have been perfect if my hair agreed with me. Guess I’m just having a bad scare day.

Just creepin’ it real this Halloween.

Let’s get this party startled!

Don’t be a jerk-o-lantern this Halloween — share your candy!

Happy Howl-o-ween!

A scare is born.

Bow down to your Hallow-queen.

Have a spook-tacular Halloween!

Let’s Boooogie on down.

I’ve got every trick or treat in the book.

Bring your own boos.

You look very boo-tiful today.

You can find me in the boo-bubble bath.

Fright for the right to party!

Be scareful how you use it!

These Halloween puns are totally eerie-sistible.

I’m going to this Halloween party for the boos.

This Halloween, live on the fright side.

Like my costume? I got it at a boo-tique.

I’ve been so bored these past few weeks, so this Halloween is really a breath of fresh scare.

I hope these Halloween puns don’t drive you batty.

I’m here for the boos.

What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween? Candy corneas.

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road safely? The crossing gourd.

What type of plants do well on all Hallow’s Eve? Bam-BOO!

Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.

What is in a ghost’s nose? Boo-gers.

Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend!

What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!

Why did the ghost starch his sheet? He wanted everyone scared stiff.

Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween? It didn’t have a haunting license.

Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the Boos.

Why do ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures

When you throw a pumpkin from a height you make a squash!

A ghost’s favorite Halloween sweet treat is a boo-berry pie!

A common type of food you are bound to find on a haunted beach is a sand-witch.

No matter how many candies you eat for Halloween, it will always go to waist.

If Halloween candies would go trick or treating, they would say “Twix or treat!”

On Halloween, you should always start your meal with the horror d’oeuvres.

When the day arrived,the pumpkin shouted, “Oh my gourdness, today is Halloween.”

The Halloween pumpkin said to everyone it met, “Make sure you have a gourd time!”

While time was ticking on the Halloween clock, my mother told me “You have to carve out some time for making Pumpkin pie!”

If you want to fix a broken Jack-o-lantern, just use a pumkin patch.

My mom’s old Halloween pumpkin pie recipe really stuck a gourd with me when I made it after many years.

The ambitious pumpkin was so determined to win the pumpkin growing competition, he told himself that he would either “Gourd big or gourd home!”

My mom asked me to take care of her prized pumpkin. I told her that I would gourd it with my life!

The Halloween pumpkin friends had so much fun together, they were literally squash goals.

When the husband pumpkin saw his wife, he thought she was gourd-geous?

My hot-dog costume was so realistic, it was un-candy!

I’m going to have to exercise after I ate so many Halloween sweets.

When the monster’s brother ate his sister’s candy, she shouted “Stop goblin up my sweets.”

The type of food that ghosts of pandas love to eat is Bam-Boo.

A goblin’s favorite type of cheese on pizza is Monster-ella!

Pumpkins are usually very happy because their life is so gourd!

Well, those are some puns you can use to celebrate the moment. It will help you to exchange the unique messages during the holiday.

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